>     Windows '98 source code.
>     /*
>     TOP SECRET Microsoft\251  Code
>     Project: Chicago(tm)
>     Projected release-date: Summer 1994
>     */
>     #include "win31.h"
>     #include "win95.h"
>     #include "evenmore.h"
>     #include "oldstuff.h"
>     #include "billrulz.h"
>     #define INSTALL = HARD
>     char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>     void main()
>             {
>             while(!CRASHED)
>                     {
>                     display_copyright_message();
>                     display_bill_rules_message();
>                     do_nothing_loop();
>                     if (first_time_installation)
>                             {
>                             make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
>                             do_nothing_loop();
>                             totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
>                             search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
>                             hang_system();
>                             }
>                     write_something(anything);
>                     display_copyright_message();
>                     do_nothing_loop();
>                     do_some_stuff();
>                     if (still_not_crashed)
>                             {
>                             display_copyright_message();
>                             do_nothing_loop();
>                             basically_run_windows_3.1();
>                             do_nothing_loop();
>                             do_nothing_loop();
>                             }
>                     }
>             if (detect_cache())
>                     disable_cache();
>             if (fast_cpu())
>                     {
>                     set_wait_states(lots);
>                     set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
>                     set_mouse(action, jumpy);
>                     set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
>                     }
>             /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
>             /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
>             printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
>             if (system_ok())
>                     crash(to_dos_prompt);
>             else
>                     system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",
>                     O_CREATE);
>             while(something)
>                     {
>                     sleep(5);
>                     get_user_input();
>                     sleep(5);
>                     act_on_user_input();
>                     sleep(5);
>                     }
>             create_general_protection_fault();
>             }