About the Authors

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Arlene Mendoza-Moran
(a.k.a. Superstah Arlene, Dances-with-Beers, That Married Chick)

Arlene hails from the great state of Nebraska, where she spent many years honing her skills in the art of interpretive corn-husking. She moved to North Carolina in search of a dream.... After she woke up, she found herself at Duke University, pursuing a PhD in Slavic Dancing-- I mean, Ecology. She lives in the magical valley of Durham with her partner in crime, Tim, and their trusty steed, Kaleb. When asked about her goals in life, she replied, "Pantyhose is for nerds."

 

Andrew "Chris" Oishi

(we don't really know why he calls himself Chris... pretentious bastard)

Chris fell out of the sky one day and landed on the front porch of a strip club in Oregon. The kind owners took him in and raised him as their own. When he was fifteen, an oracle told him that his mission in life was to become the greatest pastry chef in all of Christendom, to which he replied,"Screw you, Fate! I'm going to Hollywood!" Unfortunately, he got lost and ended up in Durham, North Carolina, where he hangs out at Duke University and hatches evil plans to rid the world of hair while simultaneously earning a PhD in Ecology.